"Composted is a dashing musical group consisting of some of the finest gents this side of the Mississippi, featuring ex/current members of Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Bane Of Existence, Noosebomb, Sexcrement and whatever your favorite band is. We have more groove than James Brown and make your mom's dangerzone moist with excitement. We do not fake the funk.
By the way, if you use the word "bree" to describe the music you listen to, kill yourself. This is real death metal, pansies."