BANDCAMP FLAC RIP

Line - up:
Cloaked Cvnt Belgarath of Dunwich - Guitars, Bass, Keyboards, Drum programming, Samples, Songwriting, Lyrics
Divorced Hedgehog - Vocals, Bass, Piano, Drum Programming
Lørd Tenebröus - Lyrics

Guest/Session:
Dickwölf Wådbløwer - Vocals (track 4)

Through the dirt path, small paws scratched the ground. Pebbles and twigs made way for a timid creature, cautiously foraging ahead and making its way to a hidden lair within a dark mountain. Gradually, through the outlines of crooked trees and craggy rock, the contours of a large tower, of immemorial make, made themselves known to our little pilgrim. Gargoyles gazed soullessly, stained glass windows drew scenes of unspeakable horror, gates and moats imposed themselves solidly over the landscape.

"Gee whiz, Lørd Tenebröus has really gone above and beyond with the renovations! Love what he's done with the place!"

As he made his way inside the cursed keep, Divorced Hedgehog called for the grim overlord of the place. Soon, the pawing of a thousand hounds of war and a bellowing voice echoed through Castle Tenebröus: "Ah! Come forth at once, ye of infamy! Make thyself present at my cursed grounds! Gaze upon the dark halls of my mansion, look into your heart and answer me truthfully: didst thou bring the P2-P10 adapters I asked of thee?". Without hesitation, the small mammal reached into his back pocket, produced the required quest items and said "Hey, buddy! Yeah, I got them here, those are the ones you needed, right?"

"Excellent, most excellent... Now we shall finally move forward with our plan. And to join our phalanxes, I have brought a great warrior and a sage, conquerors of untold worlds, beings of immense power, scholars of ancient tomes... Behold, Divorced Hedgehog, two eldritch entities of the highest caliber!". And thus two figures emerged from the shadows: a crooked, ancient sage, and a hulking mass of muscle and body hair, and both knelt before the Tenebröus Throne. "Greetings, creature of field and forest", said the wizard. "I am Cloaked Cvnt Belgarath of Dunwich, scholar of old, master of the arcane" "And I, lil fella, am Dickwölf, known for slaying many a dragon and lifting many a boulder. We are sworn to aid Lørd Tenebröus in his dark conquest of this plane of reality".

"Hey, yeah, I remember you guys! We met in the desert the other day, remember? It was so much fun!". The three entities facing Divorced Hedgehog shared a puzzled look, for this was the first time all four of them were meeting. "Hrmm... Well, It is a rare occurrence, but it can happen", said Cloaked Cvnt. "In these times of strife and suffering, the very fabric of time and space might be torn apart for a moment, and different timelines might cross over and meld as one. That might explain why this creature is familiar with us, even if the opposite is not true. Still, it would require great psychic power to be able to tap into The Ways Between, even by accident... 'Tis really a powerful ally you have found in this erinaceid, Lørd". The party solemnly agreed with the mage, and soon enough they were sat around a stone table, discussing their next move.

"As you all know, we have found ourselves opposed by enemy forces", said DIckwölf. "A disgusting bald creature known only as Bullet In The Head-" "Hey, I know that guy, too!" interrupted the spiny fuzzball. DIckwölf went on, nonplussed: "The bald creature has become allied with dwellers of the frozen wastelands, half-blood trolls and ogres who wield hammers and clubs, and swing them with wild abandon. We must concentrate our powers and create a sonic device that will keep the enemy at bay for now."

"And I do believe, yes, that we possess the abilities to achieve this", continued Cloaked Cvnt. "With our combined cunning, prowess and domain over the dark arts, we will be able to craft a device of great power. And, to help us give the finishing touches, I have brought with me a sage of incredible wisdom from the land down under where I dwell. Yes, his vision might surpass even mine, his control over the aetheric flows greater than Lørd Tenebröus', his fortitude and strength greater than Dickwölf's". The entire room was silent with anticipation. Who could this be? Which entity, from this plane or another, had powers which could surpass those of this assembly?

From a previously closed door came a figure. A bloke in his late thirties, donning jeans and some nondescript grey-brown band t-shirt, dragging mixing board into the cursed halls. Everything about him looked incredibly normal and unsurprising, even moreso when compared to the superhuman liches and talking animals present. "Hey, mates! I'm Ryan, pleased to meet ya", said the man. "I'm gonna be mastering y'all's stuff and all, if that's ok. Just gimme a second to get it all set up and we can get started, aight?"

"Ah, I can see thou art a practitioner of the dark arts as well!", bellowed Lørd Tenebröus. "I recognize great power in you, truly. This will be a great boon for us!". "Yeah, man, thanks, yeah, I've been doing this for a while, got a couple of releases under my belt and all, you know? Trying to, by the way, I'm fixing to get a home studio going too and all, if you guys, you know, if you're nearby someday, we can get some jams going if that's your thing. Anyways, let me just get the room set up and we can get started real soon, okay?"

And thus, with roaring laughters of cruel joy, the dark congregation, aided by the powerful Ryan, assembled and released unto the world a collection of cursed sonatas, a veritable tome of dark enchantments, which would forever shift the flows of power in the firmament...

Input File: 04. ge\'s wrath.mp3
Channels : 2
Sample Rate : 44100
Precision : 16-bit
Duration : 00:08:01.83 = 21248791 samples = 36137.4 CDDA sectors
File Size : 19.3M
Bit Rate : 320k
Sample Encoding: MPEG audio (layer I, II or III)
Comments :
Title=?oge's wrath
Artist=?oge?istlr
Album=wrath of the ?oge?ist (EP)
Tracknumber=4
Year=2024
Genre=Black Metal Ambient