RENыч: все совсем не
гламурно:
Do not listen on headphones. This has been known to cause brain hemorrhaging.
Do not listen at a low volume. This will suck your eardrums inside-out.
Do not wear underwear. It will just make things harder when you inevitably piss yourself.
Vomitron CDs explode when placed in a microwave oven. Actually, all CDs do.
Wrap tinfoil around your head in the shape of a cone. This will cause others around you to wonder what the fuck you're doing and thus result in free advertising for Vomitron.
Do not stop a song halfway through. This will cause you to hear the song backwards in your mind and NOTHING else for the rest of your life.
Do not try to PLAY a Vomitron song on any instrument, as it will immediately catch fire. Permanent injury or death can result.
Please wait 45 minutes after eating to enjoy a Vomitron record. Hence the name "Vomitron".