Kolkhozing devastation from Riga. Drink booze and grind potatoes!

Recorded in march 2023
Mixed and mastered by Northernelfmusic.

Lyrics:
Crazy motherfuckers are riding on the truck
It was last year's summer and now we 're going back
Hungry for the hard work, fields are soon near by
We're going to kolkhoz and we are not gonna die!

Teamed up by the goal and following the target
We already sold potatoes on the market
Vodka on the table grab a cucumber with a hand
This crazy trip to kolkhoz this story never ends

Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz

Ignoring safety rules, income is final goal
Poisoning the land, it's a death warrant
Darkness in the skies, unusual soil glows
Potatoes will arise, bringing doom to us all!

Seven tons of shit are scattered everywhere
Razor sharp machines bring poison to the air
Acid fertilizers killing bug and moth
Potato industry!

Hot sun in the sky, the harvester of veg
Potatoes gonna die and there is no escape
Kolkhoz rule the earth to multiply income
Greedy fuckers, die!!!

A lot of toxic waste was thrown into the fields
Risen dead potatoes are looking for live meals
We spit a lot of vodka to ignite the blaze
We stand against the undead and fighting through the haze

Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz

To saddle an iron beast with fangs that are like scythes
And run through beds of earth to make potatoes die
Conclusion in the end don't use toxicity
Creating a wasteland of hell's calamity

Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz
Trip to kolkhoz

released April 10, 2023

Stan - all guitars, bass, drums, backing vox
Max - vox

Artwork by Northernelfmusic

single from the upcoming Kolkhozer - Massive Potato Attack [ep] (2024)