QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 18 2009, 17:31:24) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG, he must be fartin' at the moment
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OMG, he must be fartin' at the moment
QUOTE(mosaster @ Jun 18 2009, 18:47:29) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG, he must be fartin' at the moment
Woe betide thee!!
QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 22:17:08) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
excuse me, but wut language is that??
if you've had problems w message board, didn't you try to search for english FAQ, for instance ?
smart asses like the thread starter embarrass our country.
QUOTE(Buriedwithin @ Jun 18 2009, 22:14:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
smart asses like the thread starter embarrass our country.
aye, hopefully, they are not a majority
QUOTE(Buriedwithin @ Jun 18 2009, 22:14:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
smart asses like the thread starter embarrass our country.
which issues may be averting for Americans like those set herein?
QUOTE(Buriedwithin @ Jun 18 2009, 23:14:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
smart asses like the thread starter embarrass our country.
black sheep grazes in every family. it reminds the rest of the family of how wonderful they are
I have a pencil
QUOTE(Rotten Goat @ Jun 19 2009, 00:16:15) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have a pencil
then use yr pencil according to its intended purposes
2 DrakarD
Respected mister prime-minister, please do not post pictures like that anymore. You inflict psychical wounds among population of your country!
Now I'm forced to drink 0,5 liter of vodka to calm my nerves!
Respected mister prime-minister, please do not post pictures like that anymore. You inflict psychical wounds among population of your country!
Now I'm forced to drink 0,5 liter of vodka to calm my nerves!
QUOTE(Wolden @ Jun 19 2009, 00:57:58) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2 DrakarD
Respected mister prime-minister, please do not post pictures like that anymore. You inflict psychical wounds among population of your country!
Now I'm forced to drink 0,5 liter of vodka to calm my nerves!
Respected mister prime-minister, please do not post pictures like that anymore. You inflict psychical wounds among population of your country!
Now I'm forced to drink 0,5 liter of vodka to calm my nerves!
Health of the Nation strategy is above all
2foreigners: if you want to stay healthy while touring Mother-Russia, you'd better cognize the following:
DrakarD,
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QUOTE(Searcher @ Jun 19 2009, 01:47:38) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
DrakarD,
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paaaaa-yéééé-khaaaa-leeeee!!!!11
Vodka is sux, don't drink vodka. Drink only juice %)))
QUOTE(SnaP @ Jun 19 2009, 02:01:56) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vodka is sux
QUOTE(SnaP @ Jun 19 2009, 02:01:56) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Drink only juice %)))
then - just squeezed. only!. SAY NO TO "WHITE DEATH" AND PRESERVATIVES!!1
AND STOP DEBUNKING STEREOTYPES ABOUT RUSSIANS!!11
QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 19 2009, 02:20:33) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
SAY NO TO PRESERVATIVES!!1
Do you really talk to preservatives?
QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 18 2009, 21:57:54) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
О_о, это откуда?
vodka sucks my pencil
QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 19 2009, 00:20:33) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
then - just squeezed. only!. SAY NO TO "WHITE DEATH" AND PRESERVATIVES!!1
http://blogs.woman-bum.ru/marusik/files/2008/08/foto992.jpg
http://blogs.woman-bum.ru/marusik/files/2008/08/foto992.jpg
oh yeah? wish everyone drank this just extracted rum-juice every single night
, toast instruction made me lol till groaning.
yet another "PREVED!" pic
QUOTE(Rotten Goat @ Jun 19 2009, 09:17:03) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
vodka sucks my pencil
this topic sucks too
I luv my vodka on the rocks
QUOTE(Келебрин @ Jun 19 2009, 10:33:48) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you really talk to preservatives?
sure!!!
but I meant:
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A preservative is a natural or synthetic chemical that is added to products such as foods, pharmaceuticals, paints, biological samples, wood, etc. to prevent decomposition by microbial growth or by undesirable chemical changes.
and not condoms 
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AND STOP DEBUNKING STEREOTYPES ABOUT RUSSIANS!!11
in continuation of the subject:
we even have "Libraries of Russian Vodka"
QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 19 2009, 12:45:23) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sure!!!
Only while drinking Vodka, I suppose?
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A preservative is a natural or synthetic chemical ... and not condoms
That doesn't make it a better company
This thread is going EPIC!!111
Monstruous thread!!! 
I'm Russian, but don't like vodka, I like other women.
I'm Russian, but don't like vodka, I like other women.
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If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!
Yarri, your signature fits this thread especially well. But "be a TRUE Яussian brown bear" (just to distinguish them from that poser North American ones) would sound more patriotically
QUOTE(Buriedwithin @ Jun 18 2009, 23:14:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
smart asses like the thread starter embarrass our country.
That's always an question if our countries can be embarrased more, especially USA in Europe
ЦИТАТА(Келебрин @ Jun 19 2009, 15:08:07) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yarri, your signature fits this thread especially well. But "be a TRUE Яussian brown bear" (just to distinguish them from that poser North American ones) would sound more patriotically
OH NOEZ!!! You've just invoked the wrath of Mishe Mokwa.
Келебрин,
No no... I'm cosmopolitan.
UPD. Well. Done.
No no...
I'm cosmopolitan. UPD. Well. Done.
ЦИТАТА(Yarri @ Jun 19 2009, 15:47:19) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Келебрин,
No no... I'm cosmopolitan.
No no...
I'm cosmopolitan. Congratulations, you've just signed your death sentence. Za toboy uzhe vyekhali, tovarisch.
Planewalker,
Just waiting...
Сегодня ты включил метал,
А завтра родину продал?
Just waiting...
Сегодня ты включил метал,
А завтра родину продал?
ЦИТАТА(Yarri @ Jun 19 2009, 14:43:27) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Monstruous thread!!!
I'm Russian, but don't like vodka, I like other women.
I'm Russian, but don't like vodka, I like other women.
Tovarisch, i thought that you're man. What means other?
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Келебрин,
No no... I'm cosmopolitan.
What? Do you mean that you go to sleep without your shapka-ushanka on? No no... I'm cosmopolitan.
QUOTE(Planewalker @ Jun 19 2009, 15:39:24) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OH NOEZ!!! You've just invoked the wrath of Mishe Mokwa.
Who is that wrathful Moyshe of whom I should be afraid? Is he a member of ZOG?
QUOTE(DWar @ Jun 19 2009, 08:17:29) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's always an question if our countries can be embarrased more, especially USA in Europe
good point
Why nobody asked if we like matryoshkas too?
ЦИТАТА(Келебрин @ Jun 19 2009, 20:27:04) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is that wrathful Moyshe of whom I should be afraid? Is he a member of ZOG?
Google it! Besides, they are a lady, not a gentleman.
QUOTE(Black Plague @ Jun 19 2009, 22:12:27) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
good point
Why nobody asked if we like matryoshkas too?
http://www.estiloymas.com/wp-content/uploa...mage/SOVIET.jpg
Why nobody asked if we like matryoshkas too?
http://www.estiloymas.com/wp-content/uploa...mage/SOVIET.jpg
Who are all this people?
Zoooooooooooobiessssssssssss
Matryoshka + Vodka =
georgey bushey included
Oh...shit....
Man, you summoned him!
Man, you summoned him!
beer + vodka = [attachment=2921:customs.jpg]
vodka + ignorant american + beer =>
Bush is ready for some stuff
Who can give him virgin love
Just one man with him tonight
Close the door 'n' turn the light
Who can give him virgin love
Just one man with him tonight
Close the door 'n' turn the light
QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 18:26:48) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
trolled
Forget em
be like he:
be like he:
last photo with pencil!is fuckin' brutal!!i ll put it on cover of my next noise grind demo!!!
QUOTE(DrakarD @ 19th June 2009 - 02:20:33) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
AND STOP DEBUNKING STEREOTYPES ABOUT RUSSIANS!!11 bang.gif
and also about Finnish (according to new Korpiklaani and much. much more...
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