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NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 20:17:08

excuse me, but wut language is that??

fenryr

Jun 13 2009, 20:19:16

ЦИТАТА(NecrodaemoN @ 13th June 2009 - 23:17:08) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

excuse me, but wut language is that??

Learn albanish.

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 20:24:46

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 23:17:08) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

excuse me, but wut language is that??

Yoruba or Khmer
I'm not sure

QUOTE(fenryr @ Jun 13 2009, 23:19:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Learn albanish.

Albanian to be more precise

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 20:33:45

seriously guise. Im new here... :/

Isnt there an introduction thread or anything?

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 20:35:42

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 23:25:44) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

seriously guise. Im new here... :/

probably Russian...
but it is only the matter of pure conjecture

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 20:37:20

Cool! so you guys like vodka?

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 20:43:26

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 23:37:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Cool! so you guys like vodka?

since russian mods are the most malicious ones, I think that creating a thread for foreigners and russian speaking ppl able to keep the ball of conversation in english rolling would be a good idea in order to save yr soul

http://metalarea.org/forum/index.php?showforum=28

u can create it in here if u dare

fenryr

Jun 13 2009, 20:47:16

ЦИТАТА(NecrodaemoN @ 13th June 2009 - 23:37:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

so you guys like vodka?

Ov kource! Wi lice dreenk wodka with bears and balalaika and matrioshka!

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 20:48:33

Why malicious? The mods at the texan death metal forum I was were nastier, I can tell you that dude.

Forrrrest

Jun 13 2009, 20:51:41

ЦИТАТА(fenryr @ Jun 13 2009, 22:47:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ov kource! Wi lice dreenk wodka with bears and balalaika and matrioshka!

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:05:29

who moved this? :O

Searcher

Jun 13 2009, 21:11:36

NecrodaemoN,
evil moderators

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:19:39

QUOTE(fenryr @ Jun 13 2009, 11:47:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ov kource! Wi lice dreenk wodka with bears and balalaika and matrioshka!

ROFL! ahahhahaahahah

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:25:21

you mean Alabama but in russian?

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 21:27:40

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 14 2009, 00:25:21) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you mean Alabama but in russian?

he is from Ukraine! not Russia! heard of that?
Ukraine is not far from New Zealand and Northern Korea

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:32:49

Last time I heard, Austria was actually Australia, where Fritzl lives (australian hero)

QUOTE(forstrat @ Jun 13 2009, 12:29:21) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

are u some stinky redneck? why u hear "alabama" in fuckin' any word?

Im from texas, bro.

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 21:34:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1sn7o0j8A

is she yr idol?

Apophis

Jun 13 2009, 21:35:05

ЦИТАТА(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 23:37:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Cool! so you guys like vodka?

We drink yorsh all night long and launch nuclear rockets, with the bears, of course.

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:37:45

QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 13 2009, 12:34:56) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1sn7o0j8A
is she yr idol?

Ya, she's dum but who cares? I'd do her.

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 21:39:23

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 14 2009, 00:37:45) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ya, she's dum but who cares? I'd do her.

Hi George! it's me - Volodia!!

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:40:39

lolz

necropsyCho

Jun 13 2009, 21:42:51

texas - шымкент!

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:43:42

QUOTE(emeticus tabes @ Jun 13 2009, 12:36:58) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

О, you cowboy?

Damn proud of it yay

necropsyCho

Jun 13 2009, 21:46:39

do we like vodka.????no we dont just LIKE it....we drink it.....

...

and my question...
hey guys do you like Amerika!???

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 21:47:57

I do lol

karddra

Jun 13 2009, 21:52:50

QUOTE

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

necropsyCho

Jun 13 2009, 21:57:44

NecrodaemoN

Jun 13 2009, 22:26:48

haha, bush is an idiot

QUOTE(forstrat @ Jun 13 2009, 12:51:59) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

to NecrodaemoN - do you know some greatest texas bands,like Manilla Road & Devourment? or you like some country music?

QUOTE(forstrat @ Jun 13 2009, 12:51:59) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

-Manilla road
-Texas

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=379

GINNUNGAGAP

Jun 13 2009, 22:55:33

Metal place full of grace!

Oskulum

Jun 13 2009, 23:17:34

NeKroDaEMon TeRRoRRsaTaN
Drink an acid

Rattenkonig

Jun 14 2009, 11:51:18

i like pancakes

DWar

Jun 16 2009, 09:28:12

Hopefully a troll.. If not, god save our souls from those dumbness.

Black Plague

Jun 18 2009, 01:57:18

QUOTE(DWar @ Jun 16 2009, 05:28:12) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hopefully a troll.. If not, dumbness.

seconded

Black Metal Daemon

Jun 18 2009, 05:25:33

Wolden

Jun 18 2009, 06:50:09

Here, in Russia, we don't like vodka. We LOVE VODKA!!! We drink vodka 7 days a week because it's very cold here during all year. I'm sorry, cannot talk anymore. Now I'll put on my shapka-ushanka, take balalaika and walk with my bear.

Mikhail1944

Jun 18 2009, 06:56:16

ЦИТАТА(Wolden @ 18th June 2009 - 09:50:09) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Now I'll put on my shapka-ushanka, take balalaika and walk with my bear.

And you also work as a matryoshka-painter and brown bear-tamer!

About the topic - what a f*ck is that?
You have no idea about our brutal reality - in ~~Soviet~~ Russia vodka likes you!

Dismayer

Jun 18 2009, 07:09:57

Joking aside!

We, Russians, actually hate vodka. I've got lots of friends who detest vodka absolutely. I personally can't stand vodka at all.

But we have to drink it all the time to keep the international stereotypes alive. That's hard work, you know.

Wolden

Jun 18 2009, 07:15:13

ЦИТАТА(Mikhail1944 @ Jun 18 2009, 09:56:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

And you also work as a matryoshka-painter and brown bear-tamer!

How did you find out this?

Mikhail1944

Jun 18 2009, 13:01:18

ЦИТАТА(Wolden @ 18th June 2009 - 10:15:13) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How did you find out this?

You see, I work for the KGB, tovarisch!

Planewalker

Jun 18 2009, 13:09:09

ЦИТАТА(Dismayer @ Jun 18 2009, 10:09:57) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But we have to drink it all the time to keep the international stereotypes alive. That's hard work, you know.

Yeah, I agree, it's especially hard to keep the bears away from vodka so that they don't get drunk and try to *hug* random strangers and bypassers.

Келебрин

Jun 18 2009, 13:48:14

QUOTE(Planewalker @ Jun 18 2009, 16:09:09) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

and try to *hug* random strangers and bypassers.

Do you mean raising its paws up and saying "Surprise!" to naked couples?

Searcher

Jun 18 2009, 13:51:11

ЦИТАТА(Келебрин @ Jun 18 2009, 15:48:14) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Do you mean raising its paws up and saying "Surprise!" to naked couples?

& saying "Preved!"

Wolden

Jun 18 2009, 13:51:48

Planewalker, Келебрин, i'm undirteibl

Planewalker

Jun 18 2009, 14:02:16

ЦИТАТА(Келебрин @ Jun 18 2009, 16:48:14) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Do you mean raising its paws up and saying "Surprise!" to naked couples?

Yeah, meanwhile performing some aggressive anal fisting on them.

Келебрин

Jun 18 2009, 14:07:56

QUOTE(Planewalker @ Jun 18 2009, 17:02:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

aggressive anal fisting

Is peaceful anal fisting possible?

Planewalker

Jun 18 2009, 14:46:15

ЦИТАТА(Келебрин @ Jun 18 2009, 17:07:56) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is peaceful anal fisting possible?

Ask here, I'm not an expert.

mosaster

Jun 18 2009, 14:57:33

QUOTE(DrakarD @ Jun 13 2009, 23:27:40) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

he is from Ukraine! not Russia! heard of that?
Ukraine is not far from New Zealand and Northern Korea

cut the sh*t sonny!

karddra

Jun 18 2009, 15:16:45

QUOTE(mosaster @ Jun 18 2009, 17:57:33) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

cut the sh*t sonny!

look at the map before shooting the bull!!111

mosaster

Jun 18 2009, 15:20:45

QUOTE(NecrodaemoN @ Jun 13 2009, 22:17:08) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

excuse me, but wut language is that??

probably, the language is russian

but who cares?

karddra

Jun 18 2009, 15:31:24

QUOTE(mosaster @ Jun 18 2009, 18:20:45) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

but who cares?

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